December 2011
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November 2011
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SPAMMERS
Any other Tumblr-ers receive the spam message below: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile...
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October 2011
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September 2011
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August 2011
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A Toast To The Future Kids!: The Male Stripper →
cuttingcornersplacingblame: The other day, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a…
Aug 9th
Aug 8th
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Naptime story - cliffnotes version
Aug 7th
reblog if you love jersey shore
Aug 6th
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Aug 6th
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Aug 6th
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July 2011
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Jul 27th
Dirty Dancing
believeinfairytalesxo: “Me? I’m scared of everything. I’m scared of what I saw, I’m scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I’m scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I’m with you.” —Baby (Jennifer Grey) to Johnny (Patrick Swayze).
Jul 27th
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Is it possible to be in the face of such beautiful art and still not find any solace in it?
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Jul 15th
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Sedaris' 'Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk': Aesop, Rated R... →
A very thin line indeed!
Jul 13th
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Noah’s Birthday Serenade on the last birthday celebration my mom and I will ever share again. I miss you mom!
Jul 9th
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The “secret handshake”
Jul 9th
Congratulations, you're a trending phenom on... →
Jul 2nd
December 2010
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Nick Miller: Red Moleskine for you, from me. →
nickmiller: Perhaps you know of my fondness for Moleskine notebooks. I have, in my possession now, a brand new red Moleskine designed for writing. I want to give it away to one of you who also loves to write. I have handwritten my Travel piece on page one, which may have never been born if I…
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November 2010
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My DVR is becoming a major source of disappointment. About the millionth time it didn’t record my A-List.
Nov 23rd
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Noah’s Birthday Serenade for me and my mom
Nov 22nd
Nov 22nd
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August 2010
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good morning tweeps! I LOVE SLEEPING IN!!!!!  I’M ON VACAY! WOOHOOOOOOOOO!
Aug 3rd
February 2010
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sittin @ bambu2.0. free wi-fi n vanilla cappuccino. this is how i deal w/news i have 2 corneal ulcers. i’ll finally stop crying in a week
Feb 19th
January 2010
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so what? yeah, so i really enjoy jamming 2 Juvenile’s ‘Back that A$$ Up”. So it might not be office-appropriate; sue me.
Jan 14th